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A Duck Walks Into A Bar...

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That's one clever duck!

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A duck walks into a bar. "Got any grapes?"

"No, and we don't serve ducks in here."

The duck walks out, and a minute later walks back in

"Got any grapes?"

"No! And I already told you, we don't serve ducks in here!"

Again the duck walks out, and walks back a minute later.

"Got any grapes?"

"No!! And if you come in here one more time, I'm gonna nail your beak to the floor!"

The duck walks out, and a minute later walks back in.

"Got any nails?"

"No."

"Good. Got any grapes?"

 

Hehehe... Would you re-tell this one??

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These quick and easy chicken quesadillas are the perfect, last-minute family dinner!

INGREDIENTS:

  • 2 chicken breasts
  • 1/2 cup of tomato sauce
  • 1/2 cup of chives, chopped
  • 1 tsp. of Mexican spice mix
  • 4 Tortillas
  • Cheddar
  • Salt, to taste

METHOD:

  1. Put shredded chicken breast, tomato sauce, chives, and mexican spice mix in a bowl and mix together.
  2. Lay out the tortillas. Place a slice of cheddar in the center, and cover with the chicken mix.
  3. Fold up tortillas, and heat in a frying pan until golden.
  4. Enjoy!

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