A Panda Walks Into A Restaurant
Gourmandize Staff,
Shoulda seen this coming...
A panda walks into a restaurant.
The waiter takes his order and brings him his food. When he finishes, the panda stands up, gets out a gun and shoots the waiter. Then he gets up to leave.
The manager of the restaurant comes to confront the panda, saying "You can't just come in here and murder my staff!" The panda gives him a look and replies, "I'm a panda...look it up."
Curious, the manager looks up 'Panda' in the dictionary:
Panda (noun) a large mammal that eats shoots and leaves.
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VIDEO: Chicken Quesadillas
These quick and easy chicken quesadillas are the perfect, last-minute family dinner!
INGREDIENTS:
- 2 chicken breasts
- 1/2 cup of tomato sauce
- 1/2 cup of chives, chopped
- 1 tsp. of Mexican spice mix
- 4 Tortillas
- Cheddar
- Salt, to taste
METHOD:
- Put shredded chicken breast, tomato sauce, chives, and mexican spice mix in a bowl and mix together.
- Lay out the tortillas. Place a slice of cheddar in the center, and cover with the chicken mix.
- Fold up tortillas, and heat in a frying pan until golden.
- Enjoy!
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