A High School Student Asks A Girl To The Prom...

Gourmandize Staff, 08/03/2017

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So there was this slightly introverted high school student who had never asked a girl to a dance. It's his senior year and he feels that he should go to prom. So he musters up the courage and asks one of his friends. She says yes. Now he has to prepare for the dance.

The next day, he goes to men's warehouse to get a suit for the dance, and there is a huge line going out the door. So he waits, waits, and waits. Finally he gets in and buys a nice suit.

The next day, he remembers that he needs to order a corsage. So he goes to the locbal store and there is a huge line. So he waits, waits, and waits until he gets his order in.

Now it's the day before prom and he wakes up and realizes that he forgot to order a limo, so he calls up the limo rental place. All the lines are busy so he decides to go into the place. When he gets there, he sees the line stretching out the door and around the corner. So he waits, and waits, and waits, until finally he was lucky enough to get the very last limo.

So now it's the night of the dance and when he and his date get to the prom, the school is doing a mandatory bag check, so there is a huge line getting into the prom. So they wait, wait, and wait. Finally they get to the front and both get through the door.

Now the dance was going pretty good for about a half an hour, until he really, really had to go to the bathroom. So he takes off to go, and he sees this huge line going out of the bathroom. He waits, waits, and waits until he finally takes care of his business.

When he comes out of the bathroom, he asks his date if she's thirsty. She says, "Oh, yes! Could you please get me some punch?" So he goes over to the punch table and thank god, there is no punch line.

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